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Your mum is a sexy beast
Guy: your mums hot.
Guy 2: I know.
by Otis Tanke April 13, 2021
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Your mums a milf or dead
by giorgiasolerisrealgf July 19, 2021
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Your Mum is very different to my mum she is very big
“Hey Your Mum is very largesaid John “THATS VERY MEAN” shouted Tim
by anonymous September 2, 2021
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the best comeback ever, not much is possible to come back from this devastating blow of a roast
Person 1: what are you eating?
You: your mum
by missgurl17 September 14, 2021
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when u eat a lemon than go play roblox than tell your 69 year old roblox bf that u wanna brake up and he comes to your house and it turns out he is your grandad hermit is it wendnasday oh yes it is says hermit than he morph in to a big ld monkyxfrogxxxtentashon man woman and he commits arson on jake paul and eats his rotton monkey strands of hair tessa brocks comes and eats dounuts on your frount porch the end just kidding again lolz
your mum is hear
by crappy do daddy September 14, 2021
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I like big stinky penis and i love to gargle on smegma
guy 1: "hey do you know what time it is?"
guy 2: "ya your mum"
guy 1: ":/"
by DINGLELOID October 18, 2021
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its a joke thats funny because of joe biden
(your mum) is a dirty slag
by JoeBidenSonEvenTHoughImAbrit69 November 11, 2021
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