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Skank wrangler

Skank Wranglers, as seen at any event where paid-for-appearing good-looking women are escorted through crowds, The escort is the Skank wrangler, that is, a old and/or weird dude who shows the skanks where to go, keeps them on schedule, and mostly keeps the riff-raff from getting too close.

The Skank wrangler is usually a bit foppish, nebbish or weird. He needs to be odd enough that the marks for the Skanks retail good looks don't see the Skank wrangler as competition for the wrangled skanks potential affections.
The Skank Wrangler had his figurative hands full trying to wrangle blonde triplets through NASCAR pit lane.
by Wrangler of Skanks August 18, 2011
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Wrinkle Wrangler

A person that's unusually sexually attracted to extremely wrinkly old people
He was called the Wrinkle Wrangler for his sexually driven obsession with old people and their wrinkles.
by Honeybuns February 9, 2017
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Way wronger

Aussie smack for something so excessively wrong that you shit and wet your pants at the same time
She shat her pants on the tram it was so way wronger.
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Unicorn Wrangler

A person who is capable of accomplishing the near impossible, and is highly desirable .
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Rollick Wrangled

(Verb)
1. When you have sex with a really peng bird.

2. Working in retail during a busy rush.

Mostly used in Warrington area.
“Aw lad she’s peng her. She’d get absolutely rollick wrangled”
Oh my god. So many tables. Getting absolutely rollick wrangled here boys”
by JDelooze August 19, 2020
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Neptune's wrangle

A high end maneuver during sex where you must maintain penetration, after having blasted your partner in the anus with a dollar store squirt gun filled with the iciest of water.
I pulled a Neptune's wrangle on Brittany and she nearly snapped my dick in half trying to turn around.
by Snaproll3570 March 19, 2020
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hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers

Extremely hot; weather, surfaces, ect.
Whoa! It must be 100 degrees out here. It's hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers!
by SsgMoreno September 12, 2013
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