by D3F1LR June 7, 2019

A fat boy, of around 30-40 cm in length, with a black, white and tan coat and a tail that wags furiously when the men in red walk by. This specimen always barks and is the finest example of animal of his species; a fat chihuahua. He is truely the apotheosis of doggy-kind and his name is Pepe the Chihuahua.
The Snooky Woo Woo loves to receive attention and most of all, his signature treat of “belly-rubbing”.
by Polynomial Remainder Theorem December 6, 2018

(Sometimes shortened to just "woo") A catch-all term for all the non-scientific, magical-thinking, mystical bullshit that human beings the world over believe in, that should have been dispensed with a LONG time ago by anyone with half a brain, but annoyingly still persists into the 21st century. Includes tarot, astrology, crystal vibrations, fortune telling, reiki, alternative medicine, ghosts, Ouija boards, palm-reading, seances, homeopathy, and all other similar flavors of total horseshit. Importantly, does NOT include religion, because religion is a whole other, higher echelon of irrational thinking that is its own separate category.
Dumbass: I aligned my third, fourth and seventh chakras on the cusp of Taurus and communed with my dead ancestors, who told me that you will have good fortune in the coming year. Now give me your money, please.
Rational Person: Get out of here with that woo-woo shit.
Rational Person: Get out of here with that woo-woo shit.
by q359 July 25, 2023

A spiritual person that's incapable of balancing their spirituality within the physical plane of existence, ultimately becoming a science denier.
"Becky won't shut the hell up about Bill Gates and vaccines. She became so woo-woo she even pulled out his astrology chart to prove why he's evil."
by NobleNova September 3, 2020

When you are high on love on someone who is jobless, degreeless, hobbiless, and broke. But great sex.
by budsssmoker420 February 28, 2024

A group of nonsense words, used to replace details in a sentence that are not necessarily on a need to know basis. this also can be used in order to shorten a story when telling among peers.
by Daddy’sGirl May 5, 2019

by turtle neck gang August 20, 2017
