wolfed

The state of having loose hairs and hair clippings on your body after a haircut, creating the illusion of you being hairy like a wolf/werewolf.

Guy with fresh haircut: Yo, how am I lookin'?
Barber: I didn't get a chance to clean your shoulders, so, aside from having boss hair, you're wolfed as hell man.

by poopscadoopstrikesagain August 1, 2023

von Wolfe

A particularly sexy breed of Germans who relish in elitism and howl at the moon.

This guy: Hey, did you see the way that von Wolfe was affected by the lunar cycle?

That guy: How could I? My application for their group was rejected.

by Statingtheobvious February 3, 2010

Dick Wolfed

A cliffhanger. When you are left with your jaw dropped in awe. Named after the creator of Law & Order whose name appears at the abrupt end of (the) episode.

The homeless man claimed he gave me a banana, and just walked off. He's either trolling or I got Dick Wolfed.

by 2BBaber September 1, 2013

serenna wolfe

A short girl with really bad anger issues that loves kids and animals but doesn't like other people

Serenna wolfe - is a different character or also known as a crazy person

by Francis Deadpool Walkens January 25, 2017

Austin Wolfe

A wolf

Come outside Austin Wolfe

by Mrs. Summers March 22, 2021

Max Wollen

Ruler of axolotl and stuff. Omichord God. Mondo and Taka's child. Coolest human ever. NO ONE OPENS THE DOOR. FOR A NATIVE NEW YORKER. reason why Richie Roberts has that swag

Max Wollen is the coolest swag master ever.

by Richie the swagmaster April 28, 2021

pulling a wolfe

Claiming (falsely) to have any contact with a human female without providing any evidence, or evidence that evaporates upon a Google reverse-image search

My friend claimed to have gotten laid this weekend and he even provided a picture, but I found out he was pulling a wolfe after I reverse-image searched it

by BombSlashDrugDog October 2, 2017