Windows

Windows is a really unstable Operating System even in the year 2005 it still crashes constantly, hogs memory there not much I can say thats not already been said, I personally Run windows 2000 pro on one partition and Gentoo on another and I'm quite happy using windows 2kpro for certain games and software and gentoo for other things.
Lamer: "Windows sucks"
Linux User: "Yeah I know, why not use Linux?"
Lamer: "I don't know how to use linux"
Linux User: "Try Mandrake or Fedora It's designed for people like you"
by Adolf Gates February 14, 2005
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Windows

Proof that supply and demand are more important than downloading a 300MB incomplete kernel for free.
Windows is definitely worth more than the $200 I spent on it.
by Tre September 29, 2003
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window

1. The glass thing that you look through, and the birds run into

2. One of many of what I have opened right now (what this website is in.
1. Ouch! dang it, I ran into the fucking window.

2.I opened yahoo to hide my pr0n window
by NIK January 22, 2004
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The window

Right before you break up with your gf, you have sex with her one last time, doggystyle, in front of a window. Make sure she's looking out the window. You pull out momentarily and get a friend to take your place. You then walk outside where she's looking out the window and wave to her.
by primox April 11, 2005
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Windows

Easy to use but bloated and unstable operating system used by ignorant sheep, morons who can't work out how to use a decent operating system, and people who like playing games.
Q: What do PC's and air conditioners have in common?
A: They both stop working when you open Windows.
by IkeM September 27, 2003
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windowed

I windowed her last night!!
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Window

A time when a person is able to poop.
"Oh my God, I've got a window to take a shit right now. Wait, nope. It just crawled back up. I'll have to wait for the next window to come around."
by OciferSven January 11, 2015
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