toledo trout

A turd floating in the Maumee River

When I was at the docks watching the fireworks I saw a fisherman snag the biggest Toledo Trout I had ever seen!

by Baker-Pedolose October 6, 2023

brown toledo slipstream

Diarrhea, forcefully ejected into the bowl while the water circles during a flush.

"Check out that turd-twister; it's a real brown Toledo slipstream if I've ever seen one!"

by DevastateHer November 15, 2016

toledo tugwar

When 2 men stick their penises in a Chinese finger trap to get them stuck and then begin to have a tug war.

Jack and Austin got drunk had had a Toledo Tugwar last night

by Tomheinz21 June 19, 2022

driving through toledo

Get your dick so deep in someone during intercourse that it moves their insides around.

I got so deep inside her that I was driving through Toledo.

by DrawTap88 October 23, 2022

Toledo Hot Beef

A sexual act that may or may not involve world famous Toledo hot dogs

I gave her the ol’ Toledo hot beef

by Joe Barleycorn March 8, 2025

Toledo Shower Cap

When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.

"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.

by J-Krack November 7, 2012

Toledo Speedo

Not too different from a Cleveland Steamer, a sexual act where a consenting adult lies on their back while their partner squats over them and has diarrhea on the reclined individuals lower abdomen. Ideally it runs down either side of their waist and down the crotch, resembling a speedo.

A: Hey, lover, how about a Cleveland Steamer tonight?
B: Unfortunately,I had some expire Kielbasa. How about a Toledo Speedo?
A: Tits!

by Ringo Dingo May 14, 2021