Ski burrito

The emergency sled the ski patrol uses to drag your wounded body back down the mountain. It gets its name because of its yellow emergency coloring and the fact that the ski patrol wraps the wounded person up.

Dang, Sarah fell took a dive and can't get back on her skis. We're going to have to bring her down in a ski burrito.

by Diva ~D~light January 10, 2009

Skiing in the Alps

Off on a cocaine binge with hookers until the money runs out or someone dies.

Nobody has seen Hoover lately, could be off Skiing in the Alps again.

by funkspiel July 27, 2009

first-skis

To claim ownership or "dibs" of or on something.

I call first-skis on the shower.

by Kaitlynnn September 25, 2006

ski-don't

A ski-doo that don't go

John blew the head gasket on his ski-doo, now it's a ski-don't

by x11198109v0 December 23, 2012

Pee Skis

When a man gets up in the morning to urinate after a night of sexual intercourse or masturbation and the urine goes opposite ways not hitting the toilet bowl but the wall, floor, or trash can.

Kurt Warner: Dude, when I used the John, I had a pair of "Pee Skis" !!(Throws touch down.)

Gary Busey: Go clean it up you fuckin' asshole !! And quit whackin' off in my house !!

by Shaners iroc April 22, 2010

ski slut

a person who will virtually whore themselves out to ski, any time and any place

Did you hear about Laura?
Yeah, she just took off to Vail again.
That's the 3rd time this month.
She's such a ski slut.

by Buzzer McDuckman February 3, 2012

ski hippie

a hippie who resides in a northwestern US ski town. typcal characteristics inlude the obvious passion for skiing or snowboarding, though they are not seen at higher priced ski areas as they cant afford the lift tickets. they typically are in their 20s to early 30s,possess a college education but work in low paying jobs, drive a subaru(no exceptions) Ski hippies are most commonly found in Bozeman, MT

ski hippie says to fellow ski hippie i just smoked a bowl lets go ski the bowl (bridger Bowl)

by bilkron September 5, 2006