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walker texas ranger 

An anagram of Karate Wrangler Sex. I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome.
Walker Texas Ranger!!!!

Walker, Texas Ranger

1. Half-wit action melodrama, staring Chuck Norris and mostly produced by his brother, that ran on CBS from 1993-2001. Dismissed by most as bad TV. The show enjoyed very good ratings and syndication sucess with a faithful fan base. The very bad action series also benefits from a cult following that sees the series as possibly the worst TV show committed to film. This fan base also watches the show, but they watch as if they are watching a Saturday Night Live skit, laughing out loud at constant unintended humorous moments due to the lame execution of the premise and heavy-handedness of the show. The show also gained notoriety through clips being played on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien.
Walker, Texas Ranger is to artistically good action TV as Naked Gun is to artistically good action film.

walker stone 

Pimp ass muthafucka. Dick like a trunk and tall like a tree. This dude has got it all. They say it's good luck if you suck his dick.
walker stone by Jacko1223355 October 11, 2013

walker texas ranger 

a wicked gay tv show with a wicked gay main guy, named walker. hes one of those cowboy guys who tucks in his shirts. the show is repetitive, and walker gets offended at the word 'crap'.
i used to watch it, but now i see how gay it is.

walker/shitbreak 

shitbreck/walker is a little fucking maggot, who will never amount to anything in his life.
walker/shitbreak by TheOne November 30, 2004

Walker Washington 

A beer pong team hailing from Worcester, Massachusetts that is taking the East Coast by storm. This team consistently wins multiple tournaments each and every week. Brett 'TheJett' Duquette and Antwan 'Walker' Robinson are the members and are best known for their clutch shooting as well as their asshole antics. Another thing they are known for is when Brett 'TheJett' hits last cup, he begins flying away like a "plane" all while Antwan 'Walker' attempts to guide him in for a proper landing.
Player 1: Yo man we are only one game away from the finals...
Player 2: Yeah, but we are playing Walker Washington.
Player 1: Shit we don't stand a chance.
TheJett: Hey, at least you already know that.