Vocabujazz

When you use incorrect grammar and are trying to cover your tracks claim you are using 'Vocabujazz'.

The term is 'coined' by Jim Richards from Newstalk 1010 CFRB in Toronto.

Him: I eat your cereal...
Her: "I eat your cereal?" Its I'm going to eat your cereal.
Him: I'm just using some "Vocabujazz"!

by J-OnAir January 26, 2013

Vocabed

When someone uses a higher level vocabular word, and wants to flex their innate skill over less-fortunate people. Normally a very toxic use.

Daniel: or shall occurrence of your acquaintance's act of dissecting thou textual communication happen within these 24 hours?
Eric: huh?
Daniel:get vocabed, son

by h0dL-3 May 3, 2020

vodka funnel

A funnel attached to plastic tubing to allow large quantities of vodka to enter the human body at one time. A specific form of a funnel and similar to a beer funnel but with much smaller dimensions as to limit the amount of liquid consumed at one time.

I think I down 5 shots at once doing that vodka funnel.

Why are my kidneys exploding? Oh yeah, I did a vodka funnel.

by iheartxiuxiu May 24, 2005

Vlodcast

"Volatile Link of Overt Disorientation"-cast.

Sending a video message to another person - usually in a state of extreme intoxication - causing confusion to all involved parties.

I received a Vlodcast from my girlfriend yesterday. She was so drunk that I could hardly understand any word at all.

by littlefreedomfighter666 February 17, 2020

vocaticide

A mass killing of people with a specific Job

Zac: I wish I could kill just, all waiters

Jacob: You want to vocaticide waiters?

by Secretpaprika December 4, 2022

Clean vocals

Also called "cleans". Used mostly in the metalcore and post-hardcore community to describe regular singing, as some artists/bands in these genres often use screamed/growled vocals alongside regular singing.

"This band has pretty average screams, but the clean vocals are pretty good"
"The singer has really bad cleans"

by ChippyChipper June 19, 2019

Gay Vodka

an ICONIC harry styles encounter with a fan at one of his concerts

H: What are those?
Vodka!
Straight?
no, no I mean straight vodka not are you straight
"It's vodka! straight? No gay!"

GAY VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The best of all vodka

by blue-green28 April 14, 2021