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erection vampire

is a woman that is either so annoying or physically unattractive she would not only never give you an erection, she steals future erections at a later unspecified times just by existing.
Guy 1.)"Damn, that chick is so annoying just knowing her makes me think ill never get it up again."

Guy 2.) "Yeah, I know bro.. she is a total erection vampire."

"I am sorry baby, this never happens, must have been that erection vampire cause I am pushin' rope."
by Humptruck October 16, 2013
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vampiress

1. A female vampire, being one who survives by consuming the blood or psychic energy of a donor/victim.

2. A girl, usually of the gothic variety, who either practices vampirism, or looks vampiric.
Example 1:
Little did the traveler know that he was actually conversing with an infamous vampiress.

Example 2:
"Damn dude, did you see Jane. She looks like a total vampiress."
by Galemir April 13, 2008
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Vampire Killer Whip

The legendary whip used by the Belmont family during their battles against Count Dracula. (Castlevania)
by Delf June 22, 2003
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vampire geese

Canadian geese which roam during the late hours of the night, terrorizing second shift workers, late-night Wal-Mart shoppers and other night denizens everywhere with their attacks. A bite will not turn you, but it will definitely piss you off.
Vampire Goose: "HISS!"
QT Worker 1: "Ow! Something just bit me in the ass!"
QT Worker 2: "These fucking vampire geese man, they never sleep!"
by irelandgneis August 14, 2012
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Vampire Buffet

Cunnilingus when performed on one or more menstruating women in one session.
When Samantha invited five of her dorm friends over for my birthday, I had no idea her present to me was going to be a vampire buffet.
by BuffetBob October 6, 2016
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Sticky Vampire

A sticky vampire is the sexual act of, while receiving oral sex, a man ejaculates on the roof of a female's (or male's depending...) mouth, and having it run down to her teeth and dripping off her teeth, making her look like a vampire. Except with jizz instead of blood.
A sticky vampire ran loose in the city, seeking more men to fuel her vampiric needs...
by HoochieMama69 May 22, 2011
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Colorado Vampire

When the girl cuts your dick and then give you head while your bleeding.
My girlfriend pulled a knife and cut my dick and gave me a amazing Colorado vampire.
by mayorama218 October 18, 2011
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