vaginer

something, e.g. a cock, a dildo, a finger or a stick, that is inserted into the vagina. It would especially denote a penis.

The girl is frightened of vaginers.

by uttam maharjan November 14, 2010

Vaginate

Verb: To menstruate. A shedding of the uterine lining once a month.

Once a month, every young woman vaginates

by Marissa and Lauren January 17, 2008

Vagination

The action of spilling lotion.

Today I was helping my sister put on lotion, but in the end all I ended up doing was vaginating all over her. Total vagination

by laquack November 15, 2010

vaginity

a womans virginity

Julia: I lost my vaginity yesterday

Cassandra: ...ok

by Mrs. Mr. Ms. Dr. Nick November 04, 2008

vaginating

To thrust while sitting using only hip motions. Usually in sync with a repetive noise. Can be used to stop the feeling of having to pee.

Ester was vaginating as she waited for the bus.

by Courtney and Jesse and Julio May 30, 2008

Vagineer

A person who received a Bachelor of Science in Vagriculture from Cornell University, writing a thesis on non-chemical alternatives to Vagisil, for whom the pressure of loan debt required a career progression into vaginal reconstruction.

Mary: "I just had twins, naturally, and while my pussy aches and requires secondary treatment by a vagiculturalist, I still want to be tight."
Allen: "You should consult my vagineer, Dr. Twatfixxer."
Mary: "Is her a vagitarian?"
Allen: "Vagan, in fact."

by Mumble Tumpkin May 09, 2018

vaginitis

When vaginas flee from you, or the thought of you.pokemon card collectors seem to catch it.

"Bro you havent gotten laid in months? You must have vaginitis, go to the fuckin doctor and get teh fuck away from me before i catch it..."

by pandaman June 28, 2006