at this point in time, a vsco girl is the most basic of the basic bitches. most commonly seen with a fjall raven kanken backpack, a puka shell necklace, and white vans or birkenstocks, they can also be identified by linking their vsco account in their insta bio or shoving a giant hydroflask into their backpack pocket. many of these species clothe themselves in brandy melville, uo, and "tHriFteD" finds (typically oversized tshirts). #ilovelululemon
(written by a vsco girl)
(written by a vsco girl)
by boodypoppin July 21, 2019

An annoying as fuck little twat of a whore that is like 12 but try's to act 30 and walks around with a scrunchie on her wrist going an I oop and tsk tsk tsk tsk when no one actually cares. she has a hydro flash and shows it off as if she is the only one that has one ever when she isn't. she is probably wearing a tube top or a tank top and making a tik tok right now. if you ever meet a vsco girl run for he hills because everything they say will bore you to death in a minute.
vsco girl: oh no I dropped my hydro flask whilst I was adjusting my tube top and scrunchie! an I oop tsk tsk tsk tsk
normal person who doesn't care at all: *thinks: oh shut upppppppp!*
normal person who doesn't care at all: *thinks: oh shut upppppppp!*
by DONT TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!!!! September 1, 2019

the most basic girl you will ever meet, also the most annoying, also thinks that being "vsco" is a personality trait
all she will ever talk about is how she needs more stickers for her hydro flask
sea shell necklace , over sized shirt, lulu lemon leggings
her life looks perfect but she know damn well it aint
all she will ever talk about is how she needs more stickers for her hydro flask
sea shell necklace , over sized shirt, lulu lemon leggings
her life looks perfect but she know damn well it aint
by krystal :) July 3, 2019

Where do i even start? Vsco Girls are a new breed of girls.
1. They ALWAYS wear oversized hoodies/t-shirt bonus point if you can’t tell if they’re wearing shorts or not
2. They ALWAYS have 1-♾ scrunshies on their wrists
3. Obviously they own a hydroflask
4. Only use metal straws
5. Shoes are ONLY vans, crocs & birkenstocks
6. They ALWAYS wear their puka shell necklace
7. And of course ALWAYS make & wear friendship bracelets
8. carmex / burtsbees are a MUST HAVE
9. Own many fairy lights
10: Main apps Tiktok & Vsco
11: Annoying keywords such as and i oop- & skskskksksksksksksksksksks
1. They ALWAYS wear oversized hoodies/t-shirt bonus point if you can’t tell if they’re wearing shorts or not
2. They ALWAYS have 1-♾ scrunshies on their wrists
3. Obviously they own a hydroflask
4. Only use metal straws
5. Shoes are ONLY vans, crocs & birkenstocks
6. They ALWAYS wear their puka shell necklace
7. And of course ALWAYS make & wear friendship bracelets
8. carmex / burtsbees are a MUST HAVE
9. Own many fairy lights
10: Main apps Tiktok & Vsco
11: Annoying keywords such as and i oop- & skskskksksksksksksksksksks
Person: Hello i am Martha and i am a vsco girl. sksksksks
Other person: ow
Person: And i oop- did i hit you with my hydro flask sksksksksksks? Whatever, SAVE THE TURTLES SKSKSKSKKSKSKS
Other person: ow
Person: And i oop- did i hit you with my hydro flask sksksksksksks? Whatever, SAVE THE TURTLES SKSKSKSKKSKSKS
by zoe scoot September 2, 2019

by WeirdGirl11 October 19, 2019

And I opp and I opp and I opp and I opp and I opp and I opp skskskskskskskskskkskskskskskskskskskskkskskskskskskskskskskskskkskskskssksksksskksksksksksksksksksksksksskskskskskssksksksksksksksksksksksksskskkkkkkkkkk
by Ttghgv November 16, 2019

These annoyin lil bitches that carry hydro flask, wear scrunchies and constantly say “sksksksk and I oop”.
by Bear0831 September 3, 2019
