1) The past tense of increasing your retardation, making it greater, in retard style.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.
1) Freddy Schmoo uptarded himself by setting fire to his pants with his hands tied behind his back. All unintentionally, of course.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003
Get the Uptarded mug.A common mispronunciation of the word umpteen, generally believed to stem from the relative nonemphasis of the "m", in regions which favor a southern drawl. Contributing to the misunderstanding are relatively low levels of literacy and continuing education among the largely oral-tradition culture endemic to the U.S.'s breadbasket, ironically.
"I done got upteen (sic) fishes down at Jeb's hole; I'm-a fixin' to cook them sumbitches up right quick."
by Enefesdi Varspooli Bhootpalamdi February 5, 2008
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posh shits that go to a posh shit school. the boys (specifically daniel dubovoi) are smelly, hormonal, acne prone losers. the girls r chavvy skets who juul in the toilets. scum. go to challoners instead.
by fitty amelia September 6, 2019
Get the upton court grammar mug.A phrase originating in West St. Louis, made famous by the underground freestyle rapper, skiptomyreu. Best used when someone says something either extremely idiotic or is an ass. For full effect, drag out the T in a high pitched voice.
by N February 16, 2005
Get the Shut Up T mug.Pulling out and shooting a massive load at a high velocity on a girls back. Distance must be from ass up to the shoulders. Must be done on a girl with a massive rack, which is a total waste of a massive rack.
Announcer 1: "Wow, Verlander really went Upton there. Her whole back is covered"
Announcer 2: "Yeah, that's a real waste of her massive rack Bob."
Announcer 1: "I think the catcher is going to walk out to the mound and have a little talk with Justin to settle him down"
Announcer 2: "Yeah, that's a real waste of her massive rack Bob."
Announcer 1: "I think the catcher is going to walk out to the mound and have a little talk with Justin to settle him down"
by Dick Walski September 4, 2014
Get the Upton mug.A phrase used to imply that one should shut their mouth, regardless of whether the person being spoken to is named "T" or not.
by N February 10, 2005
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1. Originated by Uptowners from New Orleans, a die hard Uptown person from New Orleans.
2. You bound to rep Uptown where ever you go.
3. Someone who represents Uptown a lot
4. When everybody knows you from Uptown
1. Originated by Uptowners from New Orleans, a die hard Uptown person from New Orleans.
2. You bound to rep Uptown where ever you go.
3. Someone who represents Uptown a lot
4. When everybody knows you from Uptown
1. "You could tell from the way he act that that nigga Uptownified!"
2. "Oh yea she from out that 3rd Ward she so uptownifide!
3. "Bitch im a uptownidied hustla!"
2. "Oh yea she from out that 3rd Ward she so uptownifide!
3. "Bitch im a uptownidied hustla!"
by New Orleans Slang March 1, 2009
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