Unicorned (verb)--the process of being impaled in some way by a unicorn, usually the horn on its head. There is no proof that this can be done since no-one has ever seen one of these in the first place.
Officer: Your Mom and Dad was recently unicorned yesterday while trying to find the land of unicorns...thus, they had entrusted you everything they had in their will.
Son: O_O......YES! I GET EVERYTHING! THANK YOU GOD!
Son: O_O......YES! I GET EVERYTHING! THANK YOU GOD!
by The one above all December 21, 2009
The rare creature who is able to give you the thing you always wanted but thought you you could never have.
"You fell in love with a unicorn. It was beautiful, then sad, then sadder. I laughed, I cried, I puked in my mouth a little. And honestly, I kind of get it."
by lilyrosa July 31, 2013
by TheWhiteBowser July 18, 2016
A negative term used by straight couples looking to save their dying relationship by searching for a third for a threesome.
Called a “unicorn” as it’s rare anyone would be willing to subject themselves to that volatile mess they call a relationship.
Unlike an open relationship or a polyamourous relationship, which can be used to positively describe a relationship involving romantically and/or sexually more than two people, a unicorn is someone who will be used by the couple who don’t care about what happens to the third in the slightest.
If someone asks you to be their unicorn, RUN!
Called a “unicorn” as it’s rare anyone would be willing to subject themselves to that volatile mess they call a relationship.
Unlike an open relationship or a polyamourous relationship, which can be used to positively describe a relationship involving romantically and/or sexually more than two people, a unicorn is someone who will be used by the couple who don’t care about what happens to the third in the slightest.
If someone asks you to be their unicorn, RUN!
“Did you hear? Stacy and Mark went looking on Tinder for a woman to be their unicorn!”
“Why?”
“Because this is the fourth time Stacy caught him cheating and is desperately looking for something to save their relationship.”
“Do you think it’ll work?”
“Hell no!”
“Why?”
“Because this is the fourth time Stacy caught him cheating and is desperately looking for something to save their relationship.”
“Do you think it’ll work?”
“Hell no!”
by Peculiar-Person September 28, 2020
by GTA_lover99 March 25, 2015
A creature that poops rainbows, barfs glitter, bleeds happiness, can take you on a magical adventure, and has meat that tastes like sprinkles.
by SuperCat113 October 05, 2011
It's when you lay down flat on you back, face up, with a dildo suctioned to your forehead, and your partner squats down over your head, and inserts the dildo into one of their orafaces, then bounces up and down over you while singing The Irish Rovers, The Unicorn Song.
I was unicorned last night
by Yankee Cranker February 06, 2015