Twankquiliser

The act of masturbation at bedtime to induce a soporific state conducive to sleep

“How did you sleep, honey?”
“Great! Had a twankquiliser and it worked a treat.”
“You shitbag, that’s why the sheets were sticky!”

by Tunafin July 5, 2019

Thunka

Thunka , pronounced THOON-KA, is a man or woman with the absolute phattest booty ever

Dang Felicity gotta Thunka on her

by GaryWinthorpe69 November 7, 2019

mafia trunk

A coupe or sedan trunk that is absurdly large on the inside and deceptively small looking on the outside. A regular car trunk might be able to store a dead body or two, but a mafia trunk must be capable of storing at least 5 dead bodies.

Examples include the trunks on the Nissan Altima, Chevy Impala, and Mazda 3.

You want a Mazda 3? How are you going to get all of your stuff to college in one trip?

No worries, Mom; it's got a mafia trunk.

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You stole a Mazda 3? How are we going to get Joey Malone's crew to the lake before sunrise?

No worries, Boss; it's got a mafia trunk.

by LeafytheGreat June 28, 2011

trunk n' cage

A popular method of dating most successful in urban environments since even attractive people are more likely to walk to get around. Simply go trollin' through the streets in your Prius and use a tranquilizer dart/chloroform on your unsuspecting new friend. Then so not as to arouse suspicion, you place them unconscious into your trunk for the scenic ride home. After you have arrived, immediately transport them to the cage you keep in your basement and voila, trunk n' cage!

I love living in California. The weather is beautiful, the governor was in Jingle All the Way, the earthquakes feel good on my downstairs mix-up and of course there is an abundance of celebrities jogging around to trunk n' cage.

by weezarc June 19, 2010

thunk

Hillbilly terminoligy for thought

Who would have thunk it?

by Gina Evans February 27, 2004

pop trunk

a switch that takes controls of the trunk when the trunk is unlocked if you move the switch up and down the trunk will go up and down if you move the switch up the trunk will be raised up and in the trunk thereare subwoofers amps hydraulic pumps t.v's etc. and on the door of the trunk there is a custom neon light sign (whatever you want the sign to say call a neon light place to get your sign made).

Pop trunk on them boyz show em my neon lights.

by That boy lil g A.K.A lil gangster in Trinity Gard April 18, 2003

tunk

An area of the male body encompassing both the penis and testicles. First used in Kick-Ass #6, written by Mark Millar.

I had sex for two hours and now my whole tunk is aching.

by pulledup March 2, 2010