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Cow Tool

a man who dates large women and enjoys sucking on their breasts.
Woah! That man dating Tammy is such a cow tool!
by cowtool48 August 25, 2022
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Snowy O'Toole

The process of dipping ones phallus in something sticky, and then dipping it in a pile of cocaine before having intercourse.
Dude, what happened last night? Your bedroom smells like honey and coke!" "Oh, your mom came over and I gave her the ol' Snowy O'Toole.
by Robokittenremix July 8, 2010
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EPIC GAMER TOOL

The one and only pickaxe that is more epic than the word epic itself. More epic than ever.
For example...
Oh my god. It’s an...
EPIC GAMER TOOL.
by spotlight ah September 13, 2019
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Karm The Tool

an awesome guy who's in the musical duo WHOKILLEDXIX and has gained lots of attention since him and Yung Skayda released the song "Kismet" in the summer of 2020
Friend A: Hey have you checked out Karm The Tool's new EP, Fall Damage? Him and Yung Skayda went off with that one!
Friend B: Nah, I'll check it out later.
by txlp_ May 26, 2021
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Tool Belt

A string of two or more guys following around an attractive female, hoping that their overly eager attitude will get them laid.

The tool belt is usually used by her to make her seem more attractive, as ploy to impress the guy she is actually interested in.
"So I see Erica brought five dudes to the party. I'm sorry man."
"Ah, don't worry about it, she just brought her tool belt to try and make me jealous!"
by clint e May 6, 2009
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toolfool

1. Someone who is simultaneously a tool and a fool.
2. A ridiculously funny and condescending way to tell someone they're being an idiot.
"You hung up on me!!"
"No I didn't!"
"You're such a toolfool!"
by Denizz December 14, 2008
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facebook [tool]

is a guy who constantly changes his Facebook status, usually via cell or an application like Twitter. This is usually in a self-deluded attempt to convince himself that people care what he is doing at all times.

Some common characteristics of many Facebook Tools' profiles:
-interests may include a specific light beer, gaming, "rocking out," etc
-favorite music is often classic rock, light rock, or "anything but country"
-his photos often include ridiculous hand gestures as his signature. If in a frat, this is the hand gesture associated with the frat.
"Gah, I can't look at my newsfeed without <Enter facebook tool's name> popping up with another status change! Who cares that he went to Starbucks for the 4th time today?"

OR:
Said to self: "Oh, really, <Enter facebook tool's name>, you don't feel good after a night of heavy drinking? Who knew???"
by toolhaters November 6, 2008
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