to slip the turnip

when one’s conscious abilities are altered into delirium due to oodles (a great quantity) of alcoholic beverages.

to slip the turnip ex. “God! Zoe really slipped the turnip when she started throwing cuscus out the apartment window in Morocco.”

by Dolores Harrell July 27, 2022

timmy turnip

When you give a mans bellend a twist clockwise

My dad gave me a Timmy turnip

by Sambohdi Steve October 26, 2015

You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"

"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"

by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022

Turnip brain

tyson

Tyson is a turnip brain

by Ajdkaiends January 05, 2020

turnips and heat

Trailer park English..told you so

It's time to turnips and heat Julian

by Randy gilf hunter November 13, 2022

pink turnips

Fake or plastic boobs

I love to eat pink turnips

by Getbigpussy March 30, 2011

Turnip

London slang for meal deal

Hey Hayley u could buy a whole turnip with that £2 !!

by Hihaykey January 10, 2017