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waters my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.
girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really waters my tulips"
by bondurke January 24, 2025
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Tulips

TULIPS ON THIS DICK!!!!1!1!1!!1!
Person 1: Hey let’s go plant some tulips
Person 2: Why tulips?
Person 1: Tulips on this dick bitch
Person 2: *fucking dies*
by Nick-Fil-A May 18, 2021
mugGet the Tulipsmug.

Tulip kisses

hen a woman sit/hovers their bare crotch on a mans chin while facing him putting the bottom of there Vulva on the man's lip.

Allowing the man to stick out their tongue and lick and kiss it.

(The woman is allowed to move positions to move closer and to further and also push the man in further during the process)
Girll: My boyfriend gives me the best tulip kisses

Girl2: girl i don't even know about your sex life
by LexxDef November 9, 2023
mugGet the Tulip kissesmug.

golden tulip

location in call of duty: warzone. Where roykit and rawhoney always land and dominate. No one survives.
roykit: you wanna land at golden tulip?
rawhoney: nah, I feel bad for the other people landing there
by RDouble0 September 11, 2020
mugGet the golden tulipmug.

Tulip

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Tulip is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well. Named tulip because a vagina has 2 lips.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Tulip! Like, how totally embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018
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