Tosh Tuesday

Name for a Tuesday in which a new Tosh.0 comes out on.

Mikey: Hey what day is it?

Ryan: Dude it's Tosh Tuesday

Mikey: Shit, I almost forgot a new Tosh.0 is on tonight.

by Mike Scapa September 22, 2011

Champaign Tuesday

An event of excessive alcohol consumption that would seem extreme everywhere except on an early weekday in Champaign, Illinois

"Steve got totally wasted! He puked all over the apartment!"
"That's what we call a Champaign Tuesday"

by IOFT June 13, 2015

Cum Tuesday

Piece of a Famous quote from WWE wrestler Von Wagner that acknowledges a holiday known as Cum Tuesday.

Von Wagner: Cum Tuesday? I love that idea.

by Gioninox October 7, 2023

Booze Day Tuesday

The close cousin of Thirsty Thursday.
Booze Day Tuesday if for those who just cannot wait until Thursday to get sloppy drunk.

R: Dude, I really have to write this biology lab report!
D: No way! It's Booze Day Tuesday!
R: I thought we were drinking on Thirsty Thursday?
D: I can't wait that long.

by Team Sexy Bitches May 12, 2011

Tuesday Afternoon

Drinking a crushed adderall pill mixed with red bull, and using one hand to masturbate while you doing a line of coke off of your free hand.

"Man, my grandpa's funeral was so boring! I had to sneak into the bathroom and do a Tuesday Afternoon to get through the second half!"

by sweetdupont April 4, 2010

Black Out Tuesday

A phrase used to describe what guilty white people decided to call activism when in reality they did not want to bother to help in any way that actually takes any effort. If you planned on taking real action that could actually help, and you did not want to take part in an Instagram challenge, then you did not take part in blackout Tuesday.

Bro 1: Do you even care about black lives?
Bro 2: What do you mean? I ended racism upon taking part in Black Out Tuesday when I posted that black Instagram square.

by Humble McChungus June 6, 2020

Inappropriate touch tuesday

Inappropriate touch Tuesday is a term coined my comedian Daniel Tosh. It is a made up holiday that requires participants to go and inappropriately touch others. The others are most likely non-participants in this holiday. It should be noted that two people of the same sex inappropriately touching each other is not to be considered gay unless the two are unaware or non participants or the touch is extremely gay.

Chris walks by and brushes up against Carolin's butt
Carolin: WTF you pedo
Chris: but it's inappropriate touch tuesday!
Carolin: Oh, I cant believe I forgot!

by Brew Kellen May 17, 2011