One of the most perverted verieties of band geek. They tend to be somewhat talented though. Band would be hard without them. The music they produce is beautiful.
Nick.
Nick is a trombone player.
Nick told me that he wants to have sex with his instrument.
Nick was humping his trombone durring marching band practice the other day.
Nick often performs sensual dances involving his trombone.
Nick is a trombone player.
Nick told me that he wants to have sex with his instrument.
Nick was humping his trombone durring marching band practice the other day.
Nick often performs sensual dances involving his trombone.
by Band is great! Sports suck! June 16, 2008
Rusty Trompone: The sexual act where one partner gives a rim job while also giving their lucky partner the ol' reach around.
"She was licking my asshole and jerking me off at the same time"
"Bro, that's called a Rusty Trombone."
"Oh, I get it."
"Bro, that's called a Rusty Trombone."
"Oh, I get it."
by Travis Dean November 08, 2007
by Captain Thunder Pants December 25, 2009
Receiving oral sex after engaging in raw anal sex. Thereby forcing the wench to smell her stank on the rod.
He fed her the copper trombone
by Chimneysweep June 09, 2006
The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.
by JAZ October 14, 2004
when a female kneels behind a stanind man , licks his arsehole, reaches around and tugs the dick like a trumpet
by elvis420 May 04, 2009
Whilst not overly musical, the instrument has the ability to arouse an otherwise unmotivated worker to their feet.
Tradesman #1 - I don’t reckon keith is going to make it through to smoko, he was hittin the jars something fierce last night.
Tradesman #2 - Get him playing a few tones on the tradesman trombone and he’ll be right as purple rain.
Tradesman #2 - Get him playing a few tones on the tradesman trombone and he’ll be right as purple rain.
by Sinor skeezioli November 08, 2022