cabbage tosser

a socially awkward single middle aged man who pokes holes in cabbage heads and proceeds to have sex with whilst spinning cabbage head in a counter clockwise motion until orgasam is achieved

she said quietly to her friend that guy with the mustache and glasses looks like a cabbage tosser

by ringlewart March 6, 2017

soggy tosser

Somebody with constant wet hands and poor coordination

Look at this dude he can't even drive properly! Wtf is he doing!
Fucking "Soggy Tosser"

by HARDNORMALDADDY November 3, 2015

salt tosser

Pejorative word used to describe lazy Torontonians in the winter

You Torontonians are nothing but a bunch of lousy salt tossers. Can't even pick up a shovel. Just tossing salt everywhere.

by hall486 December 12, 2016

broad tosser

A person who manipulates three cards -- two red aces and a black queen-- on a flat surface, while barking at passersby to bet they can follow the queen (or "broad") as he moves her and the aces around. He is the most important member of the mob running Three Card Monte, a swindle posing as a game. Other members pose as players who make a show of winning and collecting big bets, which encourages suckers to bet money from their own pokes. . The broad tosser invites players to "chase the lady', before he executes his secret move, whereby he appears to throws the queen face down when in fact , he has exchanged it for one of the aces. The chumps follow the wrong card from the very beginning.

Rodrigo was a broad tosser who dressed like a loser and pretended he couldn't speak English; he attracted cocky, well-dressed men from Wall St. to bet -- and lose--- thousands on Three Card Monte every week.

by MTyeW23 June 11, 2018

Posh-tosser

Australian slang for anything that is amazing and also fancy as hell

Crickey that car is posh-tosser mate

by unpossibleman April 22, 2018

Leonard Tosser

The act of tossing caution and throwing used condoms at unsuspecting children.

That sick bastard just pulled a Leonard Tosser on all those 3rd graders!!

by Mundacheese December 25, 2014

Salad Tosser

Bush, Dickhead Cheney, Republicans

With the "necessary" war on Iraq for the "WMD" and Saddam's "connection with Osama" who knows what the full extent of the damage these salad tossers would be?

by Stairface Chippendale November 10, 2006