to jerk off
by toss/salad July 18, 2016
1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.
2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.
Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.
2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.
Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.
That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.
by dan June 25, 2004
Reporter: So when a new inmate comes in, and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate them?
Prisioner: Well the first thing ah do, Is make em' toss mah salad.
Repporter: Toss my salad? What's that?
Prosoner: Havin' yo' salad tossed, means havin' yo' asshole eaten out, with jelleh oh syrup. I p'efer syrup.
Prisioner: Well the first thing ah do, Is make em' toss mah salad.
Repporter: Toss my salad? What's that?
Prosoner: Havin' yo' salad tossed, means havin' yo' asshole eaten out, with jelleh oh syrup. I p'efer syrup.
by Wow. I really Rock. It's not even funny how much I friggin rock. It's shocking. October 01, 2005
When your going down on a girl and go for the "brown eye" and discover balled up pieces of toilet paper stuck in the hair.
by Catochi3 December 19, 2007
When your dog sneaks up behind you after you're out of the shower and sticks his cold nose in your crotch.
by Dirty Nick January 13, 2006
Forcing your new bunkmate to toss your salad is a good way to set the tone of respect that keeps him well-behaved.
If he's respectful enough, you might let him use some jelly or salad dressing on it. . .
If he's respectful enough, you might let him use some jelly or salad dressing on it. . .
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 26, 2009
by Gonzotherebelclown August 27, 2012