Torpedophile

A torpedo enthusiast

My uncle is a torpedophile. He enjoys polishing his torpedo collection.

by phlurm December 22, 2010

Beef Torpedo

A beef torpedo is what one uses to sink her battleship. It is a commonly used implement in the popular "hide the salami" game. Generally hampered by its slow rate of fire.

Ahoy, bo'sun, I smell fish! Ahead of us, it's the gigantic bearded clam! Fire the beef torpedo!

by Fuzzy Bunny November 6, 2006

torpedo chick

A female with huge breasts around DD or higher that are possibly even larger than their head.

That girl I fucked last night was some torpedo chick.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

pcp torpedo

a fucking huge blunt laced with pcp

after he rolled up a PCP torpedo and smoked it he gouged his own eye out.

by Jeffrey Lou-Lui June 11, 2006

tarped

A specialized injury found often in baseball parks. As the tarp is run out over the field to protect the surface from rain, one of the team trips (or loses a leg), and is covered by the tarp.

Where's Walt?

I don't know. He was just here. What's that bump over there?

Dude. Walt got tarped.

by PsychoPuppyDad July 31, 2010

mountain topped

to be hit right on the very top of a nipple by a dart

Man, I was playing darts with the guys at the bar and one of my friends accidentally mountain topped some guy, he had to go to the hospital to get the dart removed

by ThatGentleman January 26, 2011

torpedo dick

a dick that looks like a torpedo

nigga blew me up wit dat torpedo dick

by whatwhatwhatsupblart August 7, 2014