Toledo Handshake

When you shake someone's hand after using the bathroom and there wasn't any soap up in there. So you just rinsed them hands and they're still nasty.

Man, I know you just gave a Toledo Handshake to that girl. I was just in there, and they're clean outta soap!

by Ez dee July 9, 2023

Toledo Tolumbo

the name of a fictional penis talkshow host on the fictional TV show, Cock Talk. Toledo as in "Holy Toledo", is a giant dick with a Geraldo Riviera type mustache and a light brown comb over.

Toledo: On our show tonight we have a special guest here to discuss penetration at it's finest, I'm Toledo Tolumbo and this is Cock Talk.. cocktalkcocktalkcocktalk

by sharonlove July 19, 2023

toledo trout

A turd floating in the Maumee River

When I was at the docks watching the fireworks I saw a fisherman snag the biggest Toledo Trout I had ever seen!

by Baker-Pedolose October 6, 2023

toledo tugwar

When 2 men stick their penises in a Chinese finger trap to get them stuck and then begin to have a tug war.

Jack and Austin got drunk had had a Toledo Tugwar last night

by Tomheinz21 June 19, 2022

Toledo Chili Dog

When you defecate on a woman's chest then have sex with her breasts

Brandon ate some Rudy's then gave a random chick a Toledo Chili Dog

by B Random419 April 29, 2022

driving through toledo

Get your dick so deep in someone during intercourse that it moves their insides around.

I got so deep inside her that I was driving through Toledo.

by DrawTap88 October 23, 2022

Toledo Syndrome

An all too common syndrome that the people of Toledo, Ohio suffer from. Symptoms include no sense of style, a hunchback, shitty haircut, low ambition, working a factory job, being overweight and/or ugly, poor grammar/pronunciation despite education, idolizing the lifestyle of rappers however unable to live it, using pills, criticizing drug use that is not marijuana, psychedelics, or pharmaceuticals, favoring college football, no social ability or skills, conceiving children before or soon after graduating high school, soundcloud rapping, simping, resenting anyone who has self-respect, and lastly, takes no responsibility.

Example 1: “I wear a fucking suit and tie to Grandma Parsley’s funeral and the entire Mulcher family starts to think I’m rich! These idiots have Toledo Syndrome.”

Example 2: “I hung out at that dude Kevin’s house. Place is a fucking mess, whole house smells of shit and everyone’s high off their ass from LSD and Joey’s doped out on a perc. I decide to do a line of coke and suddenly I’m a junkie!”

by Tommy&Ricky July 23, 2021