I told YOU to do it shit-lib

YOU. I DO NOT TAKE HINTS. THAT IS HOW TAKING A POSITION WORKS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M NOT GOING TO DO.

Hym "I told YOU to do it shit-lib! So no! I'm not going to pay you to sit there and watch me while my rights are being violated. YOU do it. Scoop the shit out of your brain. Let me I that little meat Gundam of yours because YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DOING IT RIGHT. Holding up a little sign isn't doing anything. YOU doing the bare minimum IS NOT ME DOING THE BARE MINIMUM. YOU ARE NOT ME.

by Hym Iam March 6, 2025

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just got told

Clearly a misunderstanding of the phrase, "(you) just got owned."

The word "told" simply conveys an idea of verbal transference of information. The connotations are completely neutral, and any negative value incorrectly associated with "told" should more accurately be attributed to the content of the actual information being told ("Don't shoot the messenger," indeed). On the other hand, ownership (especially in a historical human context) is generally never a good thing.

"I just got told that my mom gave birth to a happy, healthy boy; my new brother!"

"Oh shit, I heard you just got told by that girl you asked out that she was a sophomore in high school and maybe you should look for someone your own age; a senior.......senior citizen!! You just got owned, son!!"

by mynöduesp January 11, 2020

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They told us not to say anything

Clearly... CLEARLY! Bastards! Bastards all of you! WHO!? WHY!? I spent YEARS doing this and do you know how little it took to convince you to NOT SAY ANYTHING!? "Don't say anything. Don't acknowledge him." THAT'S IT! And at what cost!?

Hym "Yeah!? Don't fucking say anything? 'They told us not to say anything' he says. I mean, it isn't YOUR fault but are YOU FOR FUCKING REAL!? I mean, I know! I know there has to be some kind of agreement but DAMN! THEY!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO TO ✌️✊️✌️✊️THEY✌️✊️✌️✊️!? I'll give you a hint! It starts with 'NU' and ends with 'KE.' Right after a nice, long, rousing round of torture! Jesus fucking christ man! You're fucking stupid for going along with this. You know that right? All you had to do... Was what Jordan just did to fucking Elon. Except to me. 'I agree it's cruel and unusual. Here's a fucking lawyer.' AND BAM! YOUR KIDS DON'T TO IT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S KID AND GET THEIR FUCKING BRAIN BLOWN OUT! GODDAMNIT GUYS! And now I have to just fucking sit here! And then I HAVE TO KILL YOUR KIDS! Why!? Because you listen to them instead of me! THAT'S WHY! Fucking assholes! Here I go! Force myself to sleep to got to this piece of shit gas station."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

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TOLD

TOLD literally stands for 'Tired Of Life's Disappointments' and can be used in many different settings. It's fabulous for when you have that world weary feeling, you're not getting where you wanted to or what you wanted out of life. You try really really hard but still- no cigar. Just another set back or kick in the face from good old life!

tired of life's disappointments

"omg I'm soooo TOLD"

"I didn't get that job I applied for - I'm feeling really TOLD"

by GATAMA July 25, 2017

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