Clearly... CLEARLY! Bastards! Bastards all of you! WHO!? WHY!? I spent YEARS doing this and do you know how little it took to convince you to NOT SAY ANYTHING!? "Don't say anything. Don't acknowledge him." THAT'S IT! And at what cost!?
Hym "Yeah!? Don't fucking say anything? 'They told us not to say anything' he says. I mean, it isn't YOUR fault but are YOU FOR FUCKING REAL!? I mean, I know! I know there has to be some kind of agreement but DAMN! THEY!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO TO ✌️✊️✌️✊️THEY✌️✊️✌️✊️!? I'll give you a hint! It starts with 'NU' and ends with 'KE.' Right after a nice, long, rousing round of torture! Jesus fucking christ man! You're fucking stupid for going along with this. You know that right? All you had to do... Was what Jordan just did to fucking Elon. Except to me. 'I agree it's cruel and unusual. Here's a fucking lawyer.' AND BAM! YOUR KIDS DON'T TO IT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S KID AND GET THEIR FUCKING BRAIN BLOWN OUT! GODDAMNIT GUYS! And now I have to just fucking sit here! And then I HAVE TO KILL YOUR KIDS! Why!? Because you listen to them instead of me! THAT'S WHY! Fucking assholes! Here I go! Force myself to sleep to got to this piece of shit gas station."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
Get the They told us not to say anythingmug. the overused name people use in Among Us whenever they're voted out just for the game to say these two messages when they are voted out
Not an Impostor:
told you i was not an impostor
Impostor:
told you i was an impostor
Not an Impostor:
told you i was not an impostor
Impostor:
told you i was an impostor
guy 1: i set name as told you i
guy 1 gets voted out*
game: told you i was not an impostor
guy 2: b r u h
guy 1 gets voted out*
game: told you i was not an impostor
guy 2: b r u h
by PalkiaTurned8-bit January 21, 2021
Get the told you imug. by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025
Get the I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believemug. Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️
Other person: okay❤️
by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024
Get the I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷mug. The act of spontaniously recalling a story or event and then feeling it neccecary to explain it to the initial audience using linguistics, and then part way through realizing its irelevency or the fact that no one gives a shit.
Guy 1 -"OH GUYS! You should have seen this time my cat got an ear infection!"
Guy 2 - "Shut the fuck up, were playing beer pong"
Girl 1 - "Nice Ro-Told faggot, no one cares"
Guy 2 - "Shut the fuck up, were playing beer pong"
Girl 1 - "Nice Ro-Told faggot, no one cares"
by Republican Jesus March 3, 2009
Get the ro-toldmug. by Serendipity. January 19, 2022
Get the I told the sun about you.mug. 