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Token atheist friend

Most non-atheist people have at least two of these. They like to go to parties and lame it out by talking about religion and politics the whole time. They're the kind of people who make you feel uncomfortable by bringing up their 'radical' beliefs every opportunity that they get and reply to your facebook posts with studiously atheist comments. These kind of people thrive on collage campuses where they come off as much smarted than they actually are with cheap, uneducated remarks about the existence of god.
"I don't believe in child leashes"

"You know what I don't believe in? God."

"You're such a Token atheist friend... go away. nobody likes you except your religious studies professor."
Token atheist friend by Henry241 November 28, 2009
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Token hot guy 

The guy that steals away the girl you really like whom you never know, but his only form of life is through myspace pictures.
Token hot guy by Killawat k!d June 18, 2006

Token White Guy 

The clueless white mofo in an Asian country. These guys are usually seen in South Asian weddings as the bride/groom's foreign friends who entertain the rest of the guests by dancing like a monkey to Bollywood music. People usually find their naivety in a ruthless third world country adorable and is laughed at for his accent.
Ayesha: Man, that token white guy is fucking annoying.

Rajiv: He is trying so hard that its kinda sad.

Ayesha: Why the fuck is he even here?

Rajiv: That white boy needs to go home, he looks scared.

Token Whitey 

Noun; A nickname for someone who has thrown up under the influence of intoxicants.
Adjective; Somebody who cannot handle their alcohol etc, ex: "You're such a Token Whitey!"
If someone was to go to a party and make an absolute fool out of themselves through a concoction of narcotics, they would be known amongst their friends as the Token Whitey.
Token Whitey by Token the 1st January 5, 2010

token black guy 

Out of the entire movie, the one person who does not represent whities...
token black guy by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

Token Christian 

a person who has received Christian baptism or is a believer in Jesus Christ and his teachings. They are passionate for Jesus and want to spread the gospel to unbelievers.They focus most of their attention to Christian activities but also go out of their way help others.
He seems like a Token Christian always seeming to do what God wants him to do.
Token Christian by CantHandle September 19, 2014

Token Dude 

A toxic fuckboy who's keeps getting into situationships because he can't stop leading girls on. Usually skinny and stoned. Girls idealize him in spite of how mediocre he is because he's got good game and he knows how to pretend he's interesting. They believe their "token dude" is the most Special and Deep person in the universe when in reality he's no different to any other fuckboy. A way to refer to your male oneitis.
"oh my god stop talking about Bryan, he's just a classic fuckboy and there's nothing special about him. You'll get over him."
"No I won't, he's my token dude! He's not like other fuckboys I swear"
Token Dude by npcbot February 21, 2019