Skyrim Zombie

Someone in a state of mindlessness from playing too much skyrim. The persons mind is totally blank from all topics of conversation apart from, maybe, skyrim related areas.

Person A: What's up with Tim, he's usually quite chatty and now he's all introvert.

Person B: Don't mind him, he's a Skyrim Zombie at the moment..

Person A: Intervention time perhaps?

by henryTheRegicide December 07, 2011

Skyrim Job

The act of recieving a rim job while playing the game: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Person 1: I got a Skyrim job last night!

Person 2: Lucky! I didn't even get a rim job! Let alone a Skyrim Job!

by GlassVial December 16, 2011

The Skyrim Effect

When game devs keep re-releasing the same game with the same graphics on newer consoles.

Man, The Skyrim Effect is in full force did you hear that GTA V is releasing on the PS5 now?

by June 13, 2020

Doing a Skyrim

The art of trying to scale a mountain when there is an easier way to the destination because it seems faster.

"Dude, the path is right over there. What the hell are you doing?"
"IM DOING A SKYRIM"

by Tenticularr December 17, 2014

skyrim hole

To be become trapped playing the elder scrolls video game Skyrim for an extended period of time.

e.g. "where is Choggo ?" "you wont see him today, he's stuck in a Skyrim hole"

by Steygz July 08, 2015

Skyrim cuddling

When you want to play skyrim but your girlfriend wants to cuddle. So you play skyrim on your laptop and you lay your legs on top of her. So you get a pillow and she thinks your trying to be cute...... Even though you just want to play skyrim

I was skyrim cuddling with my girlfriend, it was great

My boyfriend is an asshole

by hotpantz July 29, 2016

Skyrim Knee

A weak point where everything else is strong.

"Oh man I hate Maths it's my Skyrim Knee"

Achilles after being wounded in the heel "Argh you got me in my Skyrim Knee!"

by VikingScott January 08, 2012