Junk Polish

v. To wash the junk (male genitalia), especially in a communal and/or outdoor situation.

n. Soapy substance used in the act of junk polish.

1. Hey boys, lets go down to the beach for a junk polish!

2. Have you seen the junk polish? I'm getting crusty.

by PsycloneSteve February 21, 2009

Vegan Junks

1. The dopest human to ever live.

2. Something that’s not harmful to consume, but will definitely blow your mind and get you fucked up.

Check out @dawgarchive ‘s music, his lyrics will get you mind fucked, that’s vegan junks

John: I clicked a link on dawgarchive’s ig page, guess what?
Doe: You had some vegan junks

John: wtf! How do you know this?
Doe: c’mon man, Vegan Junks has been my fav since day back

by dawgarchive December 19, 2022

junk mail

United States Postal Service sanctioned mail consisting of advertisements that 99.5% of the population doesn't want, but they insist on forcing down the captive postal customers throats anyway.

Dang junk mail, there is so much of it in my box clogging it that I'm being driven nuts!!!

by Piranha June 11, 2006

Broke Junk

Sexual organ dysfunction, regardless of gender or cause.

Male: Doc says that I gots da Broke Junk that even Viagra can't fix..
Female: Don't worry baby, you wouldn't feel nuthin' no how after 6 young 'uns been pushed outta me.

by YAWA May 14, 2019

junk in the trunk

having a prodigious butt

a little more than badonkadonk but less extreme than having an SUV in the pants

I don't mind a woman with a little meat on her bones, a little junk in her trunk.

by mandingoe June 1, 2004

Junk Dook

Dook is a teenage way of saying somebody’s butt is fat or thick.

Kesley - ayo her shit dook on my set
Michael - ni shit fat ni shit

Jayden - My girl junk really dook
Aj - hoo hoo junk dook

by Kesbutt November 1, 2018

shoulder junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.

by Ray Albright January 2, 2009