Knuckle Bumping the Oatmeal

When you fist a loose bitch with a yeast infection.
Wallace- Dude, you took her home last night? She's a no-go with that YI.
Jones- Nah man. I was knuckle bumping the oatmeal all night.
Wallace- You're fucking sick.
by Kiril Ishikawa May 23, 2015
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Oatmeal Cream Pie

The instance where you take a shit, wipe, and take more shit.
Little debbie made an Oatmeal Cream Pie in the shitter.
by NomNixx December 04, 2020
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Papyrus’s (a character from the hit indie game UNDERTALE) favorite food. Commonly confused with spaghetti.
What? Papyrus’s favorite food? It’s that oatmeal with the dinosaur eggs, idiot. … Hey, why am I the only one that knows the answer to this stupid question?
-Flowey on Undertale Q&A
by a dumb donkey August 17, 2021
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Oatmeal Raisin Depression

A mood swing triggered by the traumatic experience of mistaking oatmeal raisin cookies for chocolate chip.
My mom baked some chocolate chip cookies last weekend, I was so excited until I inspected them closely and realized they were full of mummified grapes! My Oatmeal Raisin Depression was so bad I didn't leave my room for the rest of the day.
by Kancolle Marine Sexpert March 06, 2018
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Oatmeal Creme Pies

Oatmeal Creme Pies are my three favourite things - Pablo Francisco
by Themanwithabigsteeek March 12, 2008
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Oatmeal Cream Pie

When a man is being deepthroated by his drunk partner and the partner throws up on his dick, and then he cums on his partner's face.
I Oatmeal Cream Pied Little Debbie after that party last weekend, she needs to learn how to take a dick better.

Mike was the first to fall asleep, so I shoved my dick down his throat and gave him an Oatmeal Cream Pie.
by KDJDJLBHCSMSMG March 29, 2010
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raisin oatmeal

the simple process of throwing up, then hooking up with a willing person
It is quite disgusting to wake up with a hangover and hear that you hooked up with someone who threw up 3 seconds before--in other words, you pulled a raisin oatmeal
by certainsurprise May 06, 2006
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