TJ

Stupid person who has depression. But is super cute, he/she is a loner. If you get to know he/she you will easily fall in love. Needs support to help them not do sue aside. Make sure you take away pills, loves to eat kids hair.

Girl : hey babe..... babe......HEY GET AWAY FROM ThOSE PILLS
TJ: ok...ok

by The_cats November 6, 2019

Tj

Drug

Tj is drug

by Man Nam April 6, 2020

TJ

"A Tentacle Job" - When receiving the equivalent of a hand job, only from a being that has tentacles.

"Oh Dude! I was with this crazy alien squid chick last night, she gives the absolute best TJ."

by D-Plam February 26, 2009

TJ

A low life mutha fucker who thinks he's a super human. He is extremely anti social, and is afraid of balloons. The word TJ could also mean "shriveled mangled small dick"

Guy: Stop being a pussy you little TJ.
Girl: My boyfriends hot and all, but he has such a TJ!

by T.J.. October 28, 2014

Tj's

a punk rock venue where many legendary bands have played including, rancid, bad brains, naked raygun, husker du, misfits etc. only let down by friday nights

"fucking hell they play shit music on friday nights dont they"

by punk rocker March 27, 2003

TJ's

Nice junk food. Sometimes pisses me off when they dont deliver that fine shit.

Erm tjs? i told u i wanted da small fries bitch!

by lets go straight to da motherfuckin source and see wot we can find May 1, 2005

Tj

An amazing and awesome person , who loves purple

Person 1: OMG that dude is wearing purple...He's awesome!!!!
person 2: ye thats Tj

by Shadow_2009 April 13, 2010