Tissner

A sheet of soft and thick paper that can soak up liquid and that is used for drying hands, cleaning up spills.

"Hey, I spilled some juice on the table, can I get a tissner to clean it up?"

by KinDoll December 5, 2016

Trissy

Slang term for lean.

1.The party had hella Trissy.

2.I bought some Trissy from my professor at Harvard.

by Yuley Adi August 5, 2021

love tissue

Term used to describe a used condom

Jimmy dared Carissa to swallow the contents of his love tissue

by Darth vagflaps fondletoddler December 8, 2013

Christmas Tissue

The act of ejaculating over another or one's own face- specifically carried out over the Christmas period.

See also-

A tissue featuring images of animals in novelty Christmas dress up – usually carried around in clear plastic packets by old people or east end hipsters.

“I gave her a Christmas tissue in the face….right it in.”

“He didn’t appreciate the Christmas tissue.”

“A Christmas tissue isn’t for life. It’s just for Christmas.”

by Lady bruncher January 22, 2014

assial tissue

Toilet paper is a stupid term. If you tend to your nose at the center of your face with facial tissue. then you must tend to your butthole at the center of your ass (aka your assfault) with assial tissue.

The first shortage during the pandemic was assial tissue, which people stupidly call toilet paper.

by NeologianPJG April 19, 2020

Dirty tissue bowl

Dirty tissue bowl: Cumming in a girl's pussy, and wiping out her pussy with a tissue then putting it in her butthole and finally eating the tissue of her butt.

I gave my girlfriend a dirty tissue bowl last night and I've been burping up wads of cumshit tissue ever since.

by Milkypooop November 17, 2020

Cow Tipsy

When someone takes a shot of vodka with a milk chaser

Did you just make yourself a Cow Tipsy Alex? That's disgusting!

by Owner of submarines February 2, 2022