Strep throat

Throat infection, idk this ain't wikipedia, hurts a lot. Doja cat has it as for this present moment, wish her a nice rest. The simp community is at its lowest right now.

"Hey did you hear? Doja just posted, she has strep throat"
"Thanks Jake, I just fell on my knees at Walmart"
"Damn"

by Hennysea March 15, 2022

Throat Flute

When a girl sings with a cock jammed down her throat

My girl showed off her throat flute last night

by TitanMaster February 24, 2020

throat service

The best quality felacio performed by a person who usually has limited gag reflex.

That girl gave me some good throat service after the party last weekend

by Bindleboy June 27, 2016

Throat Goddess

A girl who can obviously deep throat but gives the best head you’ve ever experienced in your life

“Hey How did last night go with that girl?”
“Dude, I am in love shes was absolute Throat Goddess”

by CHIKONEY December 7, 2019

Throat Bush

The little tuft of hair that sticks up out of your shirt.

I'm thinking about getting a gold chain necklace; it would really compliment my throat bush.

by original art fag March 27, 2015

Throat aids

When your throat hurts really bad and are coughing every 3 seconds. It also hurts to breathe.

"Are you ok"

"No I have throat aids"

by Aynomyus April 6, 2017

Throat Closer

A throat closer is a peanut butter sandwich. It is aptly named because the excess amount of peanut butter (and sometimes Nutella) will cause your throat to feel like it's closing and make it difficult to breathe.

"Hey man, wanna have a couple throat closers?"
"No thanks, I don't feel like dying today."

by jerseybish January 19, 2021