On the real though

For real; when someone is being serious about something.

Jay- "Hey man, that stripper had the fattest ass! On the real though, I think I got herpes from her."

by MixMasterChrispy February 8, 2012

Thoughts and prayers

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."

by anonymous November 5, 2018

i'm sayin' though

An expression of agreement. Don't pull out your grammar books with this one.

Very often said before the person you're agreeing with has completely finished thier sentence.

The though is usually pronounced doe.

A-The Spurs winning the championship, mayne.
B-Man the Spurs are the most boring team I ever seen. I seen Tim Duncan yawn twice the last time he posted up.
A-Man, whatever works, that shit wins championsh--
C-I'm sayin' though!

by Steelo J. July 22, 2008

Dost thou even hoist?

a synonym for the phrase "do you even lift?", but written in english more suited for Shakespeare

Teacher: Rob, did you even study for your English test last night?
Rob: Dost thou even hoist?

by ChicoSweatChunkyBUnsEH6 December 20, 2012

thought itch

It's a thought that is on the tip of your tongue but can't remember it.

I have a thought itch I can't remember.

by Titus Arillius September 21, 2017

thought it was

you were under the impression it was a certain way, when in fact it was not

"You were gonna come to my party"

"Naw boy you thought it was"

by 202dc June 19, 2016

bitch you thought

when you are trying to reject or prove someone wrong.

Boy: You want to be my girlfrend
Girl : BItch you thought

by awesome ass fuckk January 26, 2017