Onned

If you "on" something like a computer, then you switch it on, but you're a chav.

1. I haven't onned my computer yet.

2. He onned me but forgot his condom, so I had to let him get me pregnant.

by PuvoGuru July 23, 2009

Oning

Oning means where you are talking about someone

"The girl you was oninging about"

by 1705Sassy May 8, 2018

And one

What somebody says in basketball when they get hit when they shoot a basketball.

Person 1: (gets hit in the face and shoots a basket) And one!!!!

by Subscribe to BV CLIPS April 18, 2019

the one

"in witchcraft mythology, the person who controls reality."

The one is deciding the world to end in 2012.

by coMMAnder_drew July 5, 2012

Ons

One night stand

Last night I had an ons.

by Queens Inspire Kings June 27, 2016

One

A alternative to the arbitrary 1-10 rating of women...a woman can either be a one (acceptable to sleep with) or a zero (unacceptable)

"what happened to you last night?"
"You didn't see the blond"
"NO...was she hot?"
"well she was a one, if thats what you mean"
"Oh...I see"

by Shipmeruff December 15, 2007

onE

one (1) love, hiphop

it's a rap, one.

by randy [blur] robbins August 23, 2003