zombie

when you are giving anal sex to a woman you pretend to blow all over her back by spitting on to it and when she turns around to look blow your load over her face but her eyes especially and this shcok will cause her to walk around with her arms held out looking for something to wipe her eyes with!
i gave yo momma a zombie and she walked off a cliff....POW!
by brendan benson May 24, 2006
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A girl that you think is "infected" with a STD. If you "touch" her, you become a zombie as well. Can apply to males as well.
by Fergus61 November 08, 2010
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An individual who has a very attractive body but a face that would make medusa turn to stone. So called because the only way of dealing with a zombie is to remove the head.
Marvin: Darren, meet my friend Jill.

Darren: my god! what a zombie!

(Jill runs away sobbing)
by Randal Leadbelcher September 20, 2007
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a zombie is an undead soul it is humanoid and hence possesses a creed ie being a zombie is possible but hard for humans to attain... it does not thrive of the flesh of other living beings but the flesh of the living god from within
"i had a zombie body" says the living god... back before the flood but i was able to save myself and did not just only live the once few that was close
by angus macfarlane March 16, 2007
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Otherwise known as a "Beer zombie" or a "Crack zombie"

Someone who has done so much crack and drunk so much beer that thay have died,but thar bodys are still running becouse thay are now running on Crack and beer.So thare prity much a zombie...

...I have a "Beer zombie" in my naberhood
Dude,look at that guy,I think hes a beer zombie
by Darka October 31, 2007
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after knocking a girl out - see donkey punch, - spaff on her eyes. when she awakens, she shall'nt be able to see anything. like a zombie
by juggernaut sex monster October 23, 2003
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When a poop that seems like it went down comes popping back up.
"Dude, I had to flush three times, and it still zombied at the end!"
"Gross, dude!"
"Yeah. So, you wanna hit this?"

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"Zombieing sucks."
by steviewonder666 May 16, 2009
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