peyton weaver

A long dicked mofo who will fuck ur brains out and steal ur bitch

Oh shit peyton weaver fucked my girl so hard she can't walk

by Jeffy jeffy February 11, 2017

Weaver Beaver

A large warm comfortable Afghan carefully woven from 70's virgin pubic hairs.

Every night Jenny and I would snuggly up in her Weaver Beaver and spoon.

by Charlie2 November 25, 2007

basket weaver

A young person who sits at home on a Friday and Saturday night knitting sweaters or blankets.

The "basket weaver" would rather stay home than party with friends.

by fupah August 19, 2009

zach weaver

A cutie with a booty with a big dong

Omg why is Zach Weaver's dong so big?

by Zachdaddy June 18, 2018

James Weaver

Below-average English teacher scraping the bottom of the barrel looking for ways to waste time.

Wow, my English teacher James Weaver sure does like watching Pokemon on the projector instead of doing work.

by Javascript's my babe May 30, 2019

Basket Weaver

A citizen or someone of the country of Peru. AKA Julio Mendoza

Julio, shut the fuck up you basket weaver. i dont give a damn how hot your hair is!

by Malcolm Malobolabo October 4, 2004

Mr. Weaver

One whom has extremely good comedic timing. Is an untellingly intelligent person, sometimes bordering on being a nerd. A very loyal friend, and a naturally loving person.

That comedian at the club last night was a total Mr. Weaver!

Dude, stop trying to be a Mr. Weaver, you just can't.

by Sage of the Silent Forest October 31, 2009