by alienozi March 19, 2022
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020
Cabby waddle occurs in London taxi drivers due to their lack of movement over years of siting and spouting racist, sexist and homophobic bullshit to their passengers while taking the longest route possible.
by I asked Mavis but she farted July 29, 2021
Much the same action as motor boating but using your neck waddle. Mainly done by old men to their young concubines for amusement. Also slighty degrading since you spittle in the face while making the boat noise.
John loved waddle boating her, he could see her face as he waddleboated her to see the look of disgust on her face
by sdfern1 May 04, 2010
When a man ejaculates onto himself while his pants are down, and he must waddle to the bathroom/closet/wardrobe with his pants around his ankles
Tad: Is Chad still living with his parents?
Scrad: Nah, his mom caught him doing the waddle of shame and kicked him out
Scrad: Nah, his mom caught him doing the waddle of shame and kicked him out
by Brodingus IIV October 07, 2023
Person 1 - Dam, she is hot! I am going to ask that bitch out!
Person 2 - No, man, don't do it; she gots that Anal Twat Waddle going on.
Person 2 - No, man, don't do it; she gots that Anal Twat Waddle going on.
by What’s up! November 27, 2024
A woman or girl who has excessive body fat that can't help her excessive fat from jiggling while she walks. Said woman also is so large that she waddles like a duck.
by try for free October 20, 2012