Geritol Popper

An incompetent driver, almost always elderly that creates an ongoing road hazard by doing 25 in the passing lane, failing to use signals, ignoring the fact that green lights mean go, and switching lanes or pulling out in front of you with no warning. Despite AARP's propaganda to the contrary, they are as dangerous, if not more so than teen drivers due to failing senses and bad reflexes yet they get massive insurance discounts due to "driving experience" as opposed to the actual risk they pose to other drivers

Honey, I am going to be late, this Geritol Popper in front of me is doing 25 in a 45 zone.

Damn, that stupid Geritol Popper almost hit me. She didn't even look before she backed out onto the highway!

by binydeamon March 23, 2009

soda popper

a weapon for the scout class from valves team fortress 2 it is a side grade to stock

its main gimic is the hype meeter that goes up uppon dealing damage

scout1: i like the hype meeter for the soda poper
gaben: nerfed the soda popper
scout1: NOOOOOOO

by sniper nate October 21, 2020

shizzle poppers

Any type of candy that pops in your mouth like candy rocks.

That bitch Katrina popped some shizzle poppers in her mouth.

by Jason (the Pimp of all pimps and hoes) October 29, 2007

collar popper

1. one who is unusually proud of his homosexuality and displays it by popping the collar of his flamboyantly colored polo/button down shirt, and thinks it's cool to be a collar popper.

2. one who tries to feign coolness and popularity but ends up making himself look like an ass instead.

That collar popper is the biggest douche ever.

That popped collar makes him look like a fag.

by DaZeusness May 26, 2005

saddle popper

400 pound retard who plays console games by himself.. if he sits on anything inflated or wooden it pops and leaves skid marks.. He is well known for getting beat with the soap like in full metal jacket

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A casual gamer who plays fps games with a console, has very little computer knowledge outside of using his dell/e-machine for porn and for some reason thinks he owns at games.

"Look at that saddle popper, bet he buys anything waved under his nose."

by thehippoz September 23, 2009

Quick Popper

Fast ejaculator

You shut up! Ya gurl told me you're a quick popper! less than five minutes

by yoyobanton September 5, 2013

pussy popper

T.I.'s nickname for his penis.

. . . If she come wit *Pussy Popper* she ain't never comin' back . . .

by FlaminHotCheeto July 1, 2005