Nads

A slang word for testicles, see bollocks.

He has really hairy nads

by Modern_Bard January 25, 2022

Nad

Dan backwards also insult

Ur a fucking nad

by Jimah August 11, 2017

lil nads wasted

Getting blackout drunk, peeing on the floor of a gas station and then waking up in the hospital with a black eye on your birthday with no memory of the precious night.

yo! let’s get lil nads wasted tonight

by dwaynecial August 24, 2019

“My Nads!!”

Used to express sarcastic excitement ; said with a lisp, and stretching out the m in “my” and the a in “nads”.

Coach: “Jimmy, it’s your turn!”

Jimmy: “My nads!!”

(Mmmyy naaaads!!)

by Mr. Ball Head February 20, 2023

sweaty nads

sweating dick and balls

gee, I sure love the taste of sweaty nads in the morning. especially if their my dads sweaty nads. mmmhm.

by hshshdjpdbdkdhd September 16, 2016

The nad puncher

Large two handed weapon, preferably a war hammer, used for the specific purpose of killing people by hitting them in the nads over and over again.

My brother was pissing me off so I had to bring out The Nad Puncher!

by TheBillster September 4, 2012

the nads

when a situation is wholly unsatisfactory

Guy 1: My girlfriend wanted me to give her a sticky quacker, but I accidentally skruncled and now she won’t text me back.
Guy 2: Man, that’s the nads.

by Scrooge McSkrunc November 23, 2021