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Midwest Cocktail

Using a combination of the drugs methamphetamine and heroin at the same time.
I got really methed up on a midwest cocktail on Friday night.
by Bigdude05 June 14, 2022
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Midwest Zest

A word that describes the highly questionable things that men do towards each other publicly (not private, if you’re doing it in private it’s not zesty that’s just homosexuality,(which is also ok too)honestly) commonly seen amongst males 17-29 located in suburban midwestern communities.
“Yo so Jacob tried to hit me with some Midwest zest last night”
“Really what’d he do this time?”
“Bro tried to French kiss me”
Other examples:

-“Good Game” Ass slaps
-Dry humping each other
-Staring into each others eyes with an immense amount of passion just before you climax… by ending the game of 2k with a buzzer beater 3.
by YungElderly June 16, 2023
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Midwest Paranoia

When it's the beginning of spring and the weather says it's warm out, but because of the horrible winter you just had you don't believe it's actually warm and so you put on extra layers.
The weather man is saying it's 65 degrees out, but I got that Midwest Paranoia so I'm gonna wear a jacket.
by twofish22 March 30, 2015
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Midwest sober

mid-west soh-ber

Def.: when you're an alcoholic but haven't gotten charged with any DUIs
Daniel: drive safe out there

Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way
by TheTallestPsychonaut August 7, 2025
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midwest medium

She said she was medium build, but that’s a “Midwest medium” not an L.A. medium.
by Scissorgrrrl May 12, 2018
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Midwest Baptism

When you are driving on a two lane highway in the Midwest and a plow is going the opposite direction and sprays your windshield and vehicle with slushy snow such that you have to run the wipers on high.
“I was on my way to your booze-mas party when on highway 19 got a Midwest Baptism”
by Mikey5w March 31, 2022
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Midwest Uber

The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.
I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.
by Emily Valentine January 23, 2022
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