by Bigdude05 June 14, 2022

A word that describes the highly questionable things that men do towards each other publicly (not private, if you’re doing it in private it’s not zesty that’s just homosexuality,(which is also ok too)honestly) commonly seen amongst males 17-29 located in suburban midwestern communities.
“Yo so Jacob tried to hit me with some Midwest zest last night”
“Really what’d he do this time?”
“Bro tried to French kiss me”
Other examples:
-“Good Game” Ass slaps
-Dry humping each other
-Staring into each others eyes with an immense amount of passion just before you climax… by ending the game of 2k with a buzzer beater 3.
“Really what’d he do this time?”
“Bro tried to French kiss me”
Other examples:
-“Good Game” Ass slaps
-Dry humping each other
-Staring into each others eyes with an immense amount of passion just before you climax… by ending the game of 2k with a buzzer beater 3.
by YungElderly June 16, 2023

When it's the beginning of spring and the weather says it's warm out, but because of the horrible winter you just had you don't believe it's actually warm and so you put on extra layers.
The weather man is saying it's 65 degrees out, but I got that Midwest Paranoia so I'm gonna wear a jacket.
by twofish22 March 30, 2015

Daniel: drive safe out there
Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way
Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way
by TheTallestPsychonaut August 7, 2025

by Scissorgrrrl May 12, 2018

When you are driving on a two lane highway in the Midwest and a plow is going the opposite direction and sprays your windshield and vehicle with slushy snow such that you have to run the wipers on high.
by Mikey5w March 31, 2022

by Emily Valentine January 23, 2022
