Midwest Mojito

Any drink that gets tainted with grass clippings while mowing and you continue to drink it. (Just like a mojito, replaces the mint with grass)

Wind picked up and filled Earl's Busch Light full of grass clippings but its not stopping him from drinking it. He calls that the midwest mojito.

by ajm3 June 6, 2025

Midwest Zest

A word that describes the highly questionable things that men do towards each other publicly (not private, if you’re doing it in private it’s not zesty that’s just homosexuality,(which is also ok too)honestly) commonly seen amongst males 17-29 located in suburban midwestern communities.

“Yo so Jacob tried to hit me with some Midwest zest last night”
“Really what’d he do this time?”
“Bro tried to French kiss me”
Other examples:

-“Good Game” Ass slaps
-Dry humping each other
-Staring into each others eyes with an immense amount of passion just before you climax… by ending the game of 2k with a buzzer beater 3.

by YungElderly June 16, 2023

Midwest Furfest

a little thing in the Midwest of America (except Ohio) where people in fur suits get to gather and have a "good" time i want to find the convention and shed blood

Hey another one heading to the Midwest Furfest, get the gun

by soviet productions November 3, 2022

Midwest Tumbleweed

A discarded fast food bag or wrapper being tumbled about by the wind.

What's that in the road?

Looks like a Midwest Tumbleweed.

by blackstardust December 31, 2023

Midwest Male

Essentially a Sigma Male who is very talkative.
He's defined by his lack of awareness for privacy and personal space.

"Tom is such a Midwest Male. He wouldn't shut up at the urinals"

by Closetobegood January 26, 2022

midwestication

1. The process by which people from other regions of the United States or elsewhere immigrate to the Midwest, aquire a taste for the culture, and slowly ope their way out of their past heathen ways.
2. The domestication of people not from the Midwest into actual people once residence in the Midwest begins to take hold.
(Adjectival form: midwesticated)

"Our new neighbors seem to be greatly enjoying their midwestication"
"That guy that moved in down the street last August looks to be fully midwesticated now."

by fvinonfvinonsumnoncvro March 28, 2019

Midwest Princess

A young lady, who is from the midwest who thinks she runs the show, rules the roost. Thinks that she knows everything. When in fact she is a spoiled privileged entitled brat that needs to go shut up and sit in the corner and watch the big dogs run the show.

Diane is a midwest princess and needs to pipe down when Andrea is showing old west guns. Andrea's family knew John Wayne(Marion Morrison) and Diane maybe visited his birthplace in Iowa once.

by ShutupSitdown June 22, 2022