KMS - stands for k1ll my self. mainly used as a jokingly manner when shit you don't want to happen happens. Or you just actually want to k1ll yourself. (used while texting)
by PizzaRolls12: December 6, 2022

me: whats 9*11
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe
dumbass: 9
me: hell to the fucking no
dumbass: maybe..................999?
me: take the one nine 9 away please
dumbass: uh...........9, again?
Me: c'mon now, you're kms. if 9 isn't correct the first damn time, what the hell tells your brain to say, AGAIN????????? and the answer is 99 you dumbass hoe
by imfunnierthankevinhart October 13, 2020

by moinindierunde December 9, 2024

1. I am going to kms tonight at the party.
2. Bill: Have fun on your bike ride. KYS see Keep Yourself Safe
James: I will make sure to kms on this bike ride.
2. Bill: Have fun on your bike ride. KYS see Keep Yourself Safe
James: I will make sure to kms on this bike ride.
by Heehee 😉 November 19, 2023
