hilary-itis

when you are in a photography darkroom and become hyper and giddy for no apparent reason and start to dance and sing

Girl 1: "Oh god, Suzie's got hilary-itis again! She's going crazy in there!"
Girl 2: "I wonder what it is about darkrooms that makes people get so hyper?"

by smilehme May 16, 2007

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AstraZeneca-itis

The short-lived bout of flu-like side effects some people get shortly after having the AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine.

Symptoms include a fever (of up to 102 degrees), feeling ill, chills, muscle aches, headaches... basically all the flu symptoms. In addition, you may get a raised lump at the jab site. Thankfully, they typically resolve fully within 48 hours, and are a sign your immune system is responding to the vaccine.

"Getting actual COVID-19 is a lot worse than AstraZeneca-itis, so do not skip out on the jab if you're offered it!"

by Lefty Power 123 March 24, 2021

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Mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis

This means that you are mentally and physically obsessed with Tom Felton and you can’t get over your self about him and your mental health is so bad because you have mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis.

Friend: Omg I have mentallyobsessedwithtomfelton-itis.

Me: Omg same.

by That Hogwarts Hoe January 15, 2021

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Feet itis

Where your feet so fucked up that they start cracking after every step

I don’t want to go to the nail Solon because I know the Chinese people will talk shit about my feet itis in Chinese

by JuicyCat May 4, 2021

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Jas-itis

A condition that develops when you hear and/or see something that you find attractive.

Symptoms:
- Rapid heart beat
- Instant hormonal changes
- Increased blood flow

Causes:
- Words or sights that trigger the brain.

I think my Jas-itis is starting to come back after I watched that video of that boy on TikTok.

by jazzy.inf January 5, 2023

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