Noodle Humper

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

by ?M冿 May 9, 2005

Bible Humpers

People who take the bible so literally that they are evil. These people tend to thing they are good people, when in fact they are not. They usually go to church every Sunday, pray before every mean, follow the most ridiculous traditions and have a horrible ego. Most of the time these fuckwits are homophobic, racist, closed-minded and judge mental towards everyone who doesn't partake in the tradition of bible humping.

I've met some real bible humpers before and believe you me, I can assure you that I am not one of these people.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

Light humper

when someone pulls up to a red light stops pulls up a bit more stops then pulls up a bit more and continues this until the light turns green again.

whys that guy keep stopping and pulling forward then stopping again?
hes a light humper he wont stop until he goes into the cross walk or the light turns green.

by DGo4th May 30, 2011

Handi-Humper

Someone with with a sick fetish for disabled people.

The guy interested in your mom is a total handi-humper.

by happiFrog April 5, 2021

knob humper

A complete moron, idiot or tard. Adapted from the movie "Dodgeball" when the coach tells the team they look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob.

What in the hell have those knob humpers screwed up now?

by Irrational Idiot December 14, 2007

Dumper Humper

A man who enjoys humping there lover as they are shitting. Can also mean the sucking of a garbage collectors penis at 12:03 am on a Tuesday.

God damn I wanna be a dumper humper rn

by GoProglorp May 9, 2023

homie Humper

A girl that sleeps with all your homies.

My girl is a real homie humper. She's humped all my homies.

by Spert December 24, 2022