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I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.
Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."
by LJorSomething November 16, 2024
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Goomba

Another term for psilocybin cubensis mushroom(s); the small animated character resembling a golden brown mushroom in Mario Brothers™.
Did you get any goombas for the festival this weekend?
by GiveEmTheRazzleDazzle October 17, 2017
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Goomba

Stfu brett you’re a Goomba”
by Yung Chico May 22, 2018
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Goomba Gang

An absolute shit friend group that ride up on a high horse and think they're so fucking perfect. They call you a lying skank bitch and say you're a manipulative pussy even though they did things wrong too but they're too afraid to admit it.
Toby: Fuck Goomba Gang.
Ramona: Fuck Goomba Gang, all my homies hate Goomba Gang.
by 6itch6itch January 23, 2021
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goomba

goomba is the name of a short person/dwarf who is humorous but at the same time, frustrating. goomba is a very nice person when he wants to be but he can also be a massive thorn in your side. he goes by many alternative names. goomba's notorious sentence is 'did anyone clap any bunda'. at the end of the day, goomba is an acquired taste but if you get along you will be very good friends, if you don't, you're done for. a small side note, goomba shits everywhere after a cheeky za'. most likely to be seen talking about his crazy experience after smoking a large za'.
goomba is getting on my nerves

just looking at goomba makes me laugh

why is goomba fucking a dog
by monopsony April 25, 2022
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When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out
John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas
by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020
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goomba strap

1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)

2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.

“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
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