cream-pie eyes

noun: the way her eyes light up when she wants filled with a hot gooey load of your jizz

Did you see how Sara was looking at me? She was giving me the cream-pie eyes. Tonight I'm gonna turn that toaster strudel into a twinkie.

by the shit faced cockmaster February 5, 2019

Vietnamese cream pie

Vietnamese Cream Pie

I was barebacking this tiny Vietnamese whore. Enjoying her pussy. I shot my load I to her nice tight asian pussy making a Vietnamese Cream Pie.

by Asianpoker February 3, 2022

Banana cream pie

A weird yellow pie you get for your bald headed translucent geometry teacher because he rejected the pillow with his face on it.

I gave Mr. D my banana cream pie.

How did it go?

He ate it in front of 17-year-olds and said it was delicious.

by Crusty asshole May 6, 2022

Pumpkin cream pie

When u carve two holes in a pumpkin and try and touch dicks in the middle and see who can cream first then pull that shit out and make a pumpkin pie using your grandmas recipe then serve it to your family at thanksgiving dinner with love !!! Gobble gobble

Damn I Sure hope Jake invites me to Thanksgiving dinner I heard him and Nathan made a Pumpkin cream pie last night!!!! Boy was Zack pissed

by $horty da Pimp October 19, 2019

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When two Latino and one Caucasian have a threesome

Having a oatmeal Cream pie is when a white person and there two Latino gri have a threesome

by Kellz72 August 27, 2022

Boston cream pie

When a man ejaculates and urinates inside a woman's vagina. Then she pushes it out into his mouth to eat.

I was so wasted last night I let my girlfriend give me a Boston cream pie.

by Iggy54 October 17, 2017

Boston Cream Pie

The act of ejaculating in a particularly dark anus, generally stained with crusted feces. While the anal color may vary, the act is most often associated with a deep chocolate colored butthole.

Anal Creampie

Nutter Butter

Bro 1: Dude, I blew the hugest nut in Tiffany’s asshole this morning. I swear she never wipes her ass when she shits!

Bro 2: You gave your girl a Boston Cream Pie? Go clean the shit outta your dick hole. Nasty mother fucker.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020