A sexual act of announcing “this is how we did it in Allentown” while shaking your penis before entering a hole.
by WDAsplin December 20, 2022
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Get the carpenter grip mug.The act of having sexual intercourse with the partner of your rival tradesmen, due to their on the job negligence and lack of attention to detail.
Typically involves taking a picture of the act and posting it for your rival to see. This technique works best on French-Canadians but can be effective on all.
Typically involves taking a picture of the act and posting it for your rival to see. This technique works best on French-Canadians but can be effective on all.
Co-Worker: He did you see Pierre the Plumber fucked up your subflooring again?
Me: Yes I did. But dont worry about it. I pulled a French Carpenter and he wont make that mistake again!
Rival Tradesman: DID YOU JUST FUCK MY WIFE?!?! BRO ITS JUST A SUB-FLOOR! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO FULL FRENCH CARPENTER!!!
Me: Yes I did. But dont worry about it. I pulled a French Carpenter and he wont make that mistake again!
Rival Tradesman: DID YOU JUST FUCK MY WIFE?!?! BRO ITS JUST A SUB-FLOOR! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO FULL FRENCH CARPENTER!!!
by Mark Loudweed November 5, 2025
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Employed 24 years at Texas A&M University, College Station, Texas 77845.
Terminated just before her 50th birthday for "work performance", 296 days after submitting a complaint of
discrimination with the EEOC.
Fee waiver approved STXCOURT, Alumni Judge failed to provide a court hearing. or the requested Jury trial, but denied the TXOAG Motion to Dismiss.
Employed 24 years at Texas A&M University, College Station, Texas 77845.
Terminated just before her 50th birthday for "work performance", 296 days after submitting a complaint of
discrimination with the EEOC.
Fee waiver approved STXCOURT, Alumni Judge failed to provide a court hearing. or the requested Jury trial, but denied the TXOAG Motion to Dismiss.
"Not too many women out there can say they submitted a pro se discrimination compliant all the way to SCOTUS, against Texas A&M
University, like Aggie Carpenter Mom & wind up referred to in Court documents as "Mr.O" following having been evaluated as "being female".
University, like Aggie Carpenter Mom & wind up referred to in Court documents as "Mr.O" following having been evaluated as "being female".
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Paul: Did you watch her concert or did you youtube her concert?
Paul: Did you watch her concert or did you youtube her concert?
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by Jeremy Carpenter February 2, 2022
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