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The shaky carpenter

A sexual act of announcing “this is how we did it in Allentown” while shaking your penis before entering a hole.
I gave my girl the shaky carpenter last night.
by WDAsplin December 20, 2022
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Carpenter Bees

The ducking worst thing ever. they're really loud and whenever i go outside, they just fucking harass me. They buzz really loud and just fly around me and they never stop.
Timmy: Hey John! Wanna go outside?
John: NO! DON'T DO IT. YOU'LL GET HARASSED BY THE BEES
Timmy: What bees?
John: The Carpenter bees
by Margarine_Human April 15, 2023
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Naughty Carpenter

when you strip down naked and send guys nudes in order to sell drugs
“yo bro I think my drug dealer Noah is a naughty carpenter
by stinky cooter September 30, 2023
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Aggie Carpenter Mom

The only female to graduate the USDOL Carpenter Apprenticeship hosted by TAMU; evaluated as "being female she is a distraction to the male workers".

Employed 24 years at Texas A&M University, College Station, Texas 77845.

Terminated just before her 50th birthday for "work performance", 296 days after submitting a complaint of
discrimination with the EEOC.

Fee waiver approved STXCOURT, Alumni Judge failed to provide a court hearing. or the requested Jury trial, but denied the TXOAG Motion to Dismiss.
"Not too many women out there can say they submitted a pro se discrimination compliant all the way to SCOTUS, against Texas A&M

University, like Aggie Carpenter Mom & wind up referred to in Court documents as "Mr.O" following having been evaluated as "being female".
by ammeKO May 9, 2024
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Sabrina Carpenter

Timothy: Yo, I saw Sabrina Carpenter in concert and she looks like Barbie..
Paul: Did you watch her concert or did you youtube her concert?
by alcopaul August 16, 2023
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Jeremy Carpenter

Very cracked at Fortnite. His balls are huge and he moderates discords. This man has many egirlfriends who he met in Roblox.
Hey is that a Jeremy Carpenter?
by Jeremy Carpenter February 2, 2022
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Dirty Carpenter

Kayla is such a Dirty Carpenter. She loves to salt Paige's butthole.
by carpenters August 16, 2024
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