One that sneaks into bathrooms and harvests an unflushed piece of human feces for later consumption.
Your uncle can’t pick you up from school he isn’t allowed within 100 feet of the school because he’s a turd burglar.
by Cumsack198 May 04, 2022
by PDotsky May 12, 2016
by Nolan Smart December 04, 2005
One who thinks they rule a public restroom, and rudely wait for you to get out of a stal. They do this by asking questions, whistling loudly, knockin on the stall door, telling children you'll be out soon, and otherwise stalling the delicate process of public defecation. Often found at camping sites.
Dude, I had to take a massive crap, but I just couldn't let it out! The Turd Burglar kept strutting around the bathroom and asking when I'd be out.
by PurebredGamer March 25, 2007
by bubba July 09, 2004
Pronunciation: Shit Ber-Gler
Function: noun
1. A person who stands around in group where everyone is talking, and when something funny or interesting is said, will proceed to inform everyone what he/she finds to be worth telling. Unfortunatly, nobody usualy cares what this person has to say.
See: Bardi
Function: noun
1. A person who stands around in group where everyone is talking, and when something funny or interesting is said, will proceed to inform everyone what he/she finds to be worth telling. Unfortunatly, nobody usualy cares what this person has to say.
See: Bardi
by CheezeBurglaaaaaaaaaaaaaaerere April 08, 2009
Wealthy chinese citizens during the ninth and tenth century would sprinkle gold dust on their food as a sign of extreme wealth but also as they believed it provided healing powers. Lesser citizens lived in the catacombs below the city and stole the released excrement to extract its valuable cargo.
by Craig Murphy June 02, 2005