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The Scott Mills Bridge

The Scott Mills Bridge is location at the wonderful M3 Fleet Services in Hampshire. The bridge is named after the Radio 1 legend Scotty Mills. One famous quote to do with this 6th wonder of the world is... "Rod...The Curtains!".
Brian drives under the Scott Mills Bridge everyday, whereas Mildrith is always on top of Scott Mills
The Scott Mills Bridge by CamW July 20, 2016
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The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner 

When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.
Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”

Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”

Bridge Inspector: “?”

Bridge on the river Kok

The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.

Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai
A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok

on the bus to Hebden bridge 

phr. Descriptive of a lesbian woman; especially a woman who has recently started to exhibit sapphic tendencies.

Named after the UK's official lesbian capital-- Hebden Bridge in West Yorkshire.
"You know that woman you were chatting up last night? The one wearing chunky boots, a pinstripe suit and with the crew-cut? You'll have no lucky with her mate, she's on the bus to Hebden Bridge"

the fingers to nose bridge technique 

when a person is in a situation that has gone wrong .
generally do to stupied people doing dumb things.
the fingers to nose bridge technique.

he uses the fingers to nose bridge technique do to stress.

Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge 

man drives right off a fucking bridge
Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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