Shit ton

Meaning an excess of any one thing or group of said things which take up unnessary amounts of space.

Ryan has a shit ton of DSM parts at his house.

by LP November 29, 2004

tons of homework

Large amounts of homework given by teachers who hate, dislike, or just like to grade papers (WEIRDOS!). Usually gets thrown away right after the grade has been recorded.

My evil English teacher gave me tons of homework.

My stupid Algebra II teacher gave me tons of homework.

Combined between my evil English teacher and stupid Algerbra II teacher, I have tons of homework!

by Samantha Colby April 15, 2008

butt-ton

mmore than a shit load.

Dude! your dog left a butt ton of shit in my yard!

by csilwy October 31, 2003

ton-up

Accelerating your vehicle to over 100mph.

"John did the ton-up on the way over."

by Anonymus Bosch September 29, 2005

Fuck Ton

1.A percise measurement of something. Can be used for any substance, but is often used to describe something in a video game.
2.A LOT of something

1.How many bad guys are there?
A fuck ton

2.Thats a fuck ton of shit

by Shifty July 1, 2004

Fuck-ton

The exact definition of a fuck-ton is 2 billion.

Joe: Dude, I just made $2 billion dollars from investing in the stock market.
Moe: Holy shit that's a fuck-ton!!!
Joe: Exactly!!!!!!!

by madmaxone November 16, 2010

Won Ton

A chinese soup, made from Asian Jedi's. Very rare in the world today, espessially in Germany.

My Jedi friend, eats out asians in order to get Won Ton soup.

by l33t pAnDa818 June 9, 2005